Outsider New Year's Eve

Intro
 
Has the world spoiled your mood? Does everything go well quickly? Did your girlfriend get you Christmas cleats? Or did she just ever give you kicks? Has the cabin you reserved fallen through? Or do you not want to spend this awkward time of year with even more awkward company, with a mandatory celebration? You really have nothing to celebrate at all. All those happy people in love, dream couples and smiling friends just make you so…