From Brtník to Brtník

Somehow summer started to wind down, it was Monday, early evening of August 26, and we were returning from a family dinner. It was my birthday yesterday, Pavlína will have a holiday in five days. I just asked if we wanted to spend the holiday somewhere better than Kladno. I almost got scolded for not thinking of it sooner. I only got one condition. It must not rain there. Of course, I can't command the wind to rain, but...