Expeditions of a Kročehlav burgher to Kladno

Even a respectable citizen of Kročehlav, which I undoubtedly am, sometimes has to go to the so-called city, or as they say, to Kladno. Exact nomenclature is important, if you say here that you are in Kladno, you may be considered a Praguer, and this can lead to problems in certain places (not only in Kladno, but also in Kročehlavy). It is usually, except for holiday months, the first Wednesday of the month when…