Infographics for skiers

Although you were last standing on skis at the base, you told your girlfriend that Herminator could learn from you. And now she's tempting you to some kind of Lauberhorn? You have convinced the whole pub that a dog sneezed on Hintertux outside of the winter season. You pray it's true, because otherwise all the regulars at your place have a shot. Are you hesitating about which apps to download to your phone before leaving for the mountains, and a photo editor...